Air

We’ve only been in Korea for a couple months, but I have to say that we are enjoying it. Our district is beautiful, the food is yummy (well, most of it), people are nice, and it’s safe and clean. I would like to be better with language (more on that later), but nearly all the Koreans we encounter are kind and patient with our painful mangling of their native tongue. While there are some inconveniences, so far we have only noticed one big downside to living in Korea.

Smog.

Specifically: Chinese smog.

That’s right, all that nasty off-the-charts hazardous smog you’ve been hearing about in China lately (if you follow international news) blows across the Yellow Sea and right over the Korean peninsula.

I have this app on my phone that shows me air quality readings nearby. It even has a little map that lets you see air quality readings throughout Korea. If I check it frequently enough, I can tell when smog is coming, because I’ll notice some reds pop up on the west coast. Then, they start moving east, towards our district, then on to Busan, and often all the way to Kumamoto in southern Japan.

Enjoy those blue skies while you can, Kumamon… IT’S COMING FOR YOU NEXT

What are “reds”? It’s an Unhealthy air quality reading. Here’s the air quality index…

Green means GO, Red means STOP

On a normal day, most of Korea should be greens and yellows. Maybe orange. To be fair, Korea creates many of its own smog problems, but primarily in the big cities. Seoul can get pretty nasty all by itself. But we live in a small town on the coast. Even with diesel vehicles and farmers burning rubbish piles, we should not have a major problem with particulates.

Here’s a map of Korea on what I would call a “mixed” day. Seoul is that big cluster on the upper left, and Busan is the bottom right.

We’re near that 102… not that one, the other one

See those reds popping up on the west coast? Where could they be coming from?

They call it “Airpocalypse”

Want an actual picture? Here’s a satellite photo of China. All those brown clouds you see are smog.

And here’s that smog blowing towards Korea.

It’s pretty ugly from ground level, too. These photos were taken from my living room…

Green-level day
Yellow/Orange-level day
Red-level day

What is causing all this hellish smog in China? Well, it’s a somewhat complex answer involving economic development, mountain ranges, humidity levels, atmospheric layers, rising global temperatures altering air flow in the northern hemisphere, and various poorly understood interactions between sulfates, nitrogen oxides, water vapor, and particulates.

But the short answer is: coal, coal, and more coal.

Coal is a dirty, dirty source of energy, but we’ve been using it for thousands of years (intensely since the Industrial Revolution) and just can’t seem to kick the habit. In fact, coal consumption worldwide increased over 70% from 2000 to 2013, and is projected to increase more with development in India and Southeast Asia. Today, China accounts for half of global coal consumption.

In the face of public outrage over shrinking life expectancy and the millions (yes, millions) of premature deaths each year due to air pollution, the Chinese government announced plans in 2013 to tackle the country’s pollution problems. They gave their environmental regulations some enforcement power, closed many of the worst-polluting factories, set limits on car sales, and banned coal burning in urban areas. China now leads the world in renewable energy investment. These measures, along with a general economic slowdown, are helping to a certain degree. Each of the past few years has seen a decrease in the highest concentrations of PM2.5 (small particulates… the ones that can get into your bloodstream and wreak havoc with your cardiovascular system), as well as a decrease in the number of red, purple, and brown days.

But they have a long way to go. Just this past month, Northeast China experienced its longest stretch of severe smog days, and during that time some cities in the area recorded air quality readings approaching 1000. (Note that the chart above stops at 500.)

Lest you mock the Chinese government for its short-sightedness, let me remind you that it was not that long ago Los Angeles had the worst air quality in the world. The city began having smog problems in the early 1900s, but it was during the WWII economic boom things really got bad. A severe bout of smog in 1943 – in which visibility was reduced to 3 blocks and residents thought it was an enemy “gas attack” – finally brought air pollution to the public’s attention. The smog problem persisted for decades, until the Clean Air Act and emissions regulations eventually brought it under control. Now, while the air in downtown LA is not going to be the same as Middle-of-Nowheresville, Montana, it’s a vast improvement.

And for the life of me, I cannot understand the current administration’s desire to roll back emissions standards. If you think it’s so great giving business precedence over the environment, come take a look out my window and see what that philosophy has done to this part of the world.

And lest you think it could never again get that bad in America, consider this… After London’s Great Smog of 1952 killed 12,000 people, Britain enacted its own set of air quality and emissions controls to bring smog under control. But just last week, thanks to traffic pollution and a massive increase in the number of households using cheap wood burning stoves, London’s government issued their highest air pollution alert for the first time, calling it a “health crisis.” Air quality readings in London exceeded those in Beijing.

So… yeah. Until somebody invents Mr. Fusion,* we need to protect our existing regulations, support energy innovations, and make smart, energy-saving choices in the home.

Oh, and keep a mask handy. Just in case.

*High five if you get the reference.

School

My goal is to post an update here every week, but obviously I’m not there yet. This month has been busy.

(And, I’ll be honest… it’s winter, it’s cold, we got ourselves a heat pad for the bed, and I may or may not grab a book and sneak back into its fluffy warm layers for a bit when I return home from walking the kids to school on a brisk 20° morning.)

Specifically, this month we have been occupied with (1) school beginnings and (2) Aaron’s injury.

(1) After winter break, Connery started back at the international school. This time, thankfully, without the tears. He seems to be enjoying it now, especially PE days because he gets to wear the cozy PE uniform pants. The school’s student body is not very large (180?) but the property is huge and they have a lot of rooms for specialty classes, like PE, music, art, library, computer lab. Beginning next quarter, his class will also start Korean language lessons. I’m pretty excited about that.

The only downside to this school is the fact that Connery came in ahead academically. In his previous school, he was already working on 2nd grade math and phonics. We would spend at least 30 minutes doing homework each evening, in addition to special projects like speeches and presentations. By contrast, his 1st grade homework here takes him approximately 5 minutes. I chatted with his (very good) teacher about this, and she said some families here came from no-homework schools so they don’t even do the small amount she gives. Aaron and I debated for a while, and ultimately decided that living in Korea and travelling around Asia will provide Connery with enough extra stimulation and learning that we shouldn’t worry too much about academics. Plus, he’s only in 1st grade; it’s not like a couple easy years are gonna break him. And besides, the Dutch don’t give any homework in primary school and they reportedly have the happiest children in the world. So… balance, I guess.

That being said, after 3 weeks off for winter break, I noticed Connery struggling with some easy math questions:
“Hey, buddy, you know this one. What’s 6 + 3?”
“Um… 5?”
“Try again.”
“…6?”
“…”

Well… maybe we’ll supplement just a little. Aaron has started spending a few minutes with Connery every evening doing flash cards. He wants to start some father-son bonding time building robots, so he’s using that as a carrot. Apparently, they will program it with a tapeworm brain, or something like that. All I heard was: box, wheels, eyes, likes to hide in the shadows. Sounds fun.

“They had these chopsticks at school one day, and I thought, ‘I want to learn to use those,’ so I practiced and practiced and now I can use them!”

The week Connery returned to school, Lena started her new preschool. After another lengthy debate, Aaron and I decided to put her in a local Korean preschool. It was recommended by Connery’s teacher, and there are a couple other English-speaking kids there. It’s a nice (and cute!) facility, and the staff are super nice and helpful in spite of the language barrier. I really like Lena’s teacher. We communicate via broken English and Korean when I pick up the girl, and via text message when more detail is required (thank you Google Translate). I made sure Lena knew some key words in Korean before she started, e.g., hello, goodbye, teacher, water please, thank you, bathroom.

Both schools are within walking distance of the apartment, so we have this little routine of walking Connery to his school first, then walking Lena to the preschool (a bit farther away). Of course, that all sounds sweet and bucolic, but for a family of formerly-desert-dwelling-night-owls, it’s not so much strolling hand-in-hand as it is light jogging while dragging one small child by the arm and yelling at another small child to pay attention and watch for cars before he runs ahead through literally freezing temperatures, eyes and noses dripping, hoping we make it before the school gate is locked (we usually don’t). It’s not really a pretty picture. We don’t like early mornings in the Harris household.

The walk home is much more pleasant

Right now, Lena attends 3 days a week, but I may add another day when the new Korean school year begins in March, because on her days home she is booooooooooored.
9:00 am: “When does Connery come home?”
9:15 am: “Are we going to pick up Connery?”
9:30 am: “When Connery comes home can we go to the bakery?”
9:40 am: “Can we go to the bakery now? I want a chocolate donut.”
10:00 am: “Can we go to the bakery, get a chocolate donut, then go get Connery?”
10:05 am: “Is it time to get Connery yet?”
10:06 am: “How much longer until Connery is done? Can we get him now? And then can we go to the bakery?”
10:07 am: “What are you eating? Is it a chocolate donut? I want a chocolate donut. Is Connery done yet? We should get him the donut with blueberries inside and sugar on the outside. Get him that donut, and I’ll get a chocolate donut.”
10:08 am: “Are you done eating? Can we go now? Let’s get Connery and then go to the bakery. You can get tea, and I’ll get a chocolate donut, because I love chocolate donuts. Chocolate donuts are delicious!”

Sorry, kiddo, but mommy can’t go to the bakery today. Mommy doesn’t have a dishwasher and she has to cook from scratch. But first she has to figure out which of these bottles is baking soda and which is salt, which of these curries won’t give us diarrhea, and what the heck is green pumpkin? It looks like zucchini? And then she has to tackle the strange dust problem in the apartment. And figure out how to organize the trash and recycling such that we don’t get fined for improperly sorting it into the TEN separate bins located in that hut by the parking lot. Then she has to figure out where to buy 2x4s to fix the headboard because a country of apartment dwellers doesn’t have DIY stores like Home Depot around. And at some point, she’d also like to find a nursery, because home doesn’t really feel like home unless there’s a houseplant dying in the corner somewhere.

And now Lena’s school is really making me feel like I need to up my game, food-wise. I have a bad history with processed foods, so I’ve always been a sort of homemade, non-GMO, organic kinda mom. But I tell you what, Americans could stand to learn a few things about eating habits from Asians. So many variety of veggies! Lena’s preschool includes 3 meals: morning snack, lunch, and afternoon snack. They’re served in the classroom, on an adorable little lunch tray that comes home with her for washing. The morning snack is always some kind of porridge: barley porridge, rice porridge, broccoli porridge. Lunch includes some kind of rice, some kind of soup or meat, a couple veggie sides, and either cabbage or radish kimchi. The afternoon snack is either fruit or a yummy carb (like toast or a red bean bun) with milk.

Just look at these lunches… these are for preschoolers!

I’d totally eat that one, and that one… but maybe not this thing here, or whatever that is over there

And snacks… I mean, a whole steamed sweet potato. Are you kidding me?

Yummies

Unfortunately, Lena recently hit a picky phase, so she’s having none of it. Just the rice. And the afternoon snacks. But I’m still making her try them, unless I know there’s absolutely nothing she would like even if she tried it. (They give us the month’s menu in advance.) So, for example, tomorrow’s lunch will be rice, fish cake soup, a pile of small dead fish, and kimchi. I’ll be sending her with a sandwich.

The other issue that took a surprising amount of time this month was (2) Aaron’s injury.

I mentioned in the last post that Aaron found an MMA class nearby. He’s been practicing it for some time now – over a year, I think? Running is boring, he says, and punching things helps him vent his frustration with bureaucracies. At first, he thought the Arizona class would be all happy, happy, punchy, punchy like your standard kickboxing class, but on the first day, his teacher pretty much showed them how to knock an opponent unconscious. Not a bad skill to have, I told him, just make sure you protect the brain.

Anyway, I was really glad Aaron was able to find a class here. It’s in a taekwondo dojang run by Korean Hercules, and not every night is MMA – some nights are judo and some are cardio. Well, a couple weeks ago, Aaron wound up going on judo night and – even though he was on the wrestling team in high school – it’s been awhile since he’s used that muscle set. And, to be fair to my husband, he hasn’t had a place to work out the past few months because of the move. And, you know, he’s starting to get a little bit older. And Korean Hercules is… well, Korean Hercules. And Korean Hercules decided it would be better for Aaron to wrestle him than the scrawny teenage boys in the class. And Aaron, being a man of pride, refused to let Korean Hercules pin him. But, in the process, Aaron forgot one important rule: when wrestling with Korean Hercules, you let Korean Hercules do whatever Korean Hercules wants to do. Be the reed. Just bend in the wind.

Aaron pulled a muscle in his shoulder. And the pain got worse, and nothing was helping, and sleep was impossible for several days, because while I prefer to weep silently into my pillow when I’m in pain, Aaron turns into angry bear. And it’s kinda hard to sleep next to angry bear when angry bear can’t sleep. Then his fingers went numb and he started having dizzy spells and I said, “GO TO THE DOCTOR!” and eventually he went to the little medical clinic next to our apartment complex. It was a fairly interesting experience, apparently. Doc said it was just a pull, not a tear, but nerves get injured along with the muscles and they take longer to heal. Then he did an ultrasound, gave him a few shots of something next to the injured nerves, put him on a heated bed, and then put some electrified suction cups all over his shoulder. (All this cost $50, by the way.) It kind of helped. I think hot pads and time probably helped more, but I was glad to hear it wasn’t anything serious. Thankfully, Aaron is much better and is even back to the MMA classes, where he and Korean Hercules had a good laugh about it all.

Christmas and New Year’s

Happy New Year!
I did not mean to ignore the blog for so long, but we got sick, then went on vacation, then got sick again, so I’m trying to catch up now. The sickness seems never ending, so I probably just need to find a way to get stuff done regardless. Is this what happens when you move to a whole new continent of germs?
 A not-so-quick recap…
Connery finished his first few weeks at the new school before winter break started. At the school’s Winter Festival, we got to meet some of the other families, eat some foods, and play some games. A couple things I noticed about my kids: (1) the boy is a natural born athlete. In addition to being highly competitive, he’s got terrific aim and never-ending stamina (he climbed up 30 flights of stairs without complaint soon after his 4th birthday). He was totally rocking their snowball/jingle bell/whatever toss games. However, he has all the strength of a new-born foal. And his parents are total nerds. So… not sure where that’s gonna leave him.
I also noticed: (2) the girl gets swag. Lots of swag. I’m not sure if it’s cuteness, or charm, or luck, or what, but she just gets things. Total fail at pin-the-carrot-on-the-snowman? “That’s okay, sweetie, here, take this prize anyway.” (Connery, I should note, was less than ½ inch off the bullseye, blind fold and all.) You want another temporary tattoo? “Well, we’re only supposed to give out one, but, oh what the heck, I’ll do it.” You want to do the cake walk? “Oh, look at that! Your number was called immediately! Here’s some brownies. And here, take an extra plate of cookies…” I’m not sure I like where this is going. Shop attendants give her freebies. Old ladies give her candy on the subway. I actually had to put a box in our pantry to hold this stuff. And I’m not a big fan of feeding kids candy, so most of it is going to sit there until Aaron eats it in desperation during one of his 2 a.m. sugar cravings playing World of Tanks on the weekend.

Nailed it

After the Festival’s food and game time, students held a performance of winter-themed songs, recitations, and plays. Connery’s class played some kind of keytar with a blow hole? I’ve never before seen this creation. You blow into it to make noise, and press piano keys to change the pitch. It’s kind of like an accordion, but instead of pressing and depressing an air chamber, you blow into this hookah-esque pipe. Unfortunately, I didn’t get a picture of it, but if anybody knows what I’m talking about, feel free to comment.
Anyway, Connery started school too late to practice this song number, so he sat it out. He joined the class for self-introductions (nailed it) and in singing Jingle Bells in English and Korean (nailed the English bit and got through 종소리 울려라 종소리 울려, but I’m pretty sure he was faking the 우리썰매 빨리달려 and 빨리 달리자 bits). I was so worried about getting video that I forgot to take still photos. …And he looked so dapper in his little suit and tie.

“Jingle Bell Rock”
Leaving the party early

The last day of school before break, Connery’s class went caroling around the neighborhood and sang this song. Lena and I met up with them at the bakery to enjoy the performance again with a chocolate donut (Lena) and a hot tea (me). Well, I say “enjoy the performance,” but Connery actually spent most of his time inspecting the goods rather than singing.
One weekend in December, we were invited to the wedding of Aaron’s coworker. There was a lot of people (we couldn’t even fit in to see the ceremony), a lot of bling (think raised glass catwalk with strobe lights inside), a lot of yummy food, and a rather interesting “gift” system. It goes something like this… The only appropriate gift at a Korean wedding is cash. You get crisp, new bills, the number of which depends on your status in relation to the person getting married. If you’re a boss or manager, for example, you would gift more than, say, the college buddy. Put those bills in a special envelope. When you arrive at the wedding hall, you go to the check-in counter (I think it’s just a table if you’re at someplace like a church, but at this wedding hall it looked like a ticketing counter at the airport). You hand them the gift, and they give you coupons for the buffet. Once the ceremony is over, you go upstairs to the buffet, hand them your coupon to get in, then eat and run. Well, most people eat and run; all the Americans hung around chatting until the buffet workers were having their lunch and giving us side-eye for not leaving yet. It was rather fun. The bride and groom wore a white dress and tuxedo for the ceremony, but changed into traditional hanbok to walk around and greet people. They were so cool I wanted to take a picture with them, but nobody else was doing it and I didn’t want to look like a weirdo, so I settled for a family pic next to the sign.

This would be our Christmas card photo

For Christmas weekend, we decided to drive back to Seoul to visit the Christmas festival and make a follow-up trip to IKEA for some random things we missed the first time around. En route, we stopped at Icheon Ceramics Village. This village was the center of Korean pottery production for about 500 years, apparently due to the prevalence of materials nearby. Today, there are still around 80 factories and 300 kilns in use. Now, I’m not the kind of lady who enjoys buying clothes, or handbags, or jewelry, or shoes (in fact, I hate hate hate shopping for those things), but put me in a glass factory or ceramics shop and I’ll be throwing down the won like a fashionista at a clearance sale. And I have a wonderful husband who respects my love of useful handicrafts, so he took the kids on a little walk to give me time to shop. Unfortunately, whether it was the cold weather, or the holiday, or the weekend, I don’t know, but the village was… a little dead. There weren’t many people. A lot of shops were closed. Nobody had kilns running. It was a kind of “meh.” I got myself a super cute tea set and a fancy handmade serving platter, but there wasn’t much that made me excited. Maybe I’ll go back another time. Or maybe not. It was rather far for a weekend trip.

A beautiful sight

Onwards to Seoul. Christmas morning. We walked to Seoul Plaza to look at a big Christmas tree, then took the subway to Sinchon for the Christmas market/festival. We got there around 2 pm and the street was… a little dead. Korea is a late night kind of place. Shops open late, stay open late, and things happen more in the evening. Normally, this is great, but with two sick and cranky kids in freezing (literally freezing) weather, I didn’t want to hang around for a few more hours till the party started. Aaron got himself a mug of glogg, the kids got a turn on the kiddie ride, we took some goofy pictures with giant angel wings and Christmas-y costumed characters (were we supposed to know who they were?), then we returned to the hotel to warm up in cozy pants.

The mug came free
Would probably be better when lit

Connery was promised dinner at his favorite place, Mr. Pizza. The closest one was in Myeong-dong, a trendy shopping district a block away from the hotel. At the corner, we saw lots of twinkle lights and lots of people. Obviously, this was the place to go. And was it! All the shops were having their Christmas sales, music was playing, everything was covered in bright, gaudy LED Christmas lights, the whole street was lined with street vendors, and it. was. packed. Lena hitched a ride on daddy’s shoulders. In her hot-pink puffy coat and owl cap with puff balls up top, she attracted a LOT of attention. Made it pretty easy to find Aaron, too. Post-Mr. Pizza, they shared a foot-tall ice cream cone and gained an equal amount of attention.

Where could they be?

I really wish my kids had a more adventuresome palate because some of those food stalls looked amazing. Sweet potatoes cooked in a massive earthen pot. Spicy fried chicken nibblies. Steamed buns. Squid on a stick (okay, I’ll pass on this one… not a big squid fan). Fried noodles. Egg tarts. Tteokbokki. Red bean cakes. Deep fried potato wheels. And the one I absolutely could not pass up: slices of tteok and cheese skewered, fried on a griddle, and drizzled with some kind of sweet sauce. It was soooo good. I’m totally gonna try making that one at home.
In the end, I’m glad we randomly decided to head toward the lights, because that was by far the best part of the weekend.
And by comparison, New Year’s back at home was extremely tame. We had dinner at Mom’s Touch, put the kids by the window and watched passersby poke each other and point at them, then closed out Home Plus with an embarrassingly large cart full of miscellaneous homewares and all the grocery shopping I’d been putting off during this latest cold. But Aaron found some skanky nacho cheese sauce he likes, so he was excited. We also found a 3.6L jug of cheap soju for $10. It smells like nail polish remover and tastes like rubbing alcohol. I tried using it to clean sticker stick off some new plates. Aaron did a little research and discovered that it’s for making your own fruity alcohol drink. Just drop in some fruit, let sit for awhile, and…. yum? I still think it’d be too strong for me. I’m a lightweight, getting lightweightier with age.

Maiden trip with the new car

We happened to drive past a small protest group on our way to Home Plus. Koreans gathered in protest on New Year’s Eve to demonstrate against (or for) their beleaguered President Park. Searching for something like the Times Square countdown on TV, all I could find was a lot of K-Pop (so many fluffy coats!!) and video of the large protest in Seoul. It was rather calm and somber. Only at midnight did everybody count down, and a group of monks rang a massive bell in the temple. I watched a few more pop performances with more fluffy coats, brooding looks (from the boys), and cutesy smiles (from the girls). Lots of fun dancing. Then I noticed some gorgeous ladies who didn’t look quite like the usual K-Pop starlets. Are they in their 20s, rather than their teens? Hey, Google, who are these mature sirens? It seems as if the first big K-Pop girls group, S.E.S., is making a comeback on the 20th anniversary of their debut. Twenty years? Do K-Pop stars not age?? They’re making me seriously reconsider my skin care routine. Good for you, ladies.

SO MANY FLUFFY COATS
A different type of New Year’s countdown

There were several other interesting things that happened this month, but to save time, I’ll just list them here:
(1) School field trip to the Busan Science Museum. It took a couple hours to get there, but it was a large and fun museum. We didn’t even get to see all of it. And the dancing robots weren’t dancing, either. But the kids’ highlight was the outdoor mini-zipline. They scared off all the Korean kids and dominated one line for several minutes until we dragged them away.
(2) Our first visit to Costco (while we were in Busan). Best purchase of the day was a giant-sized bag of Cheetos. REAL Cheetos. Not this sweet stuff masquerading as Cheetos. We somehow miscalculated the amount of cash we had on hand, and wound up with only 300 won to spare (30¢).
(3) Three teeth in one month! Lena lost her first tooth the morning of our flight to Korea. She subsequently lost two more, and another one’s about to fall out. It’s pretty early for losing teeth, and she’s already tall (very tall by Korean standards), so anytime somebody asks her age and I tell them she’s 4, their eyes get big and mouth drops open.
(4) Love-hotel-gone-legit in Yongin. Well, that’s our theory anyway. We spent Christmas Eve at this interesting little place. It had a pretty strong “bro” vibe. I thought it was pretty cool, until I realized that it was a smoking room (I’m highly allergic), the beds and pillows were like rocks (it hurt to turn my head most of the next day), and whole-bathroom showers don’t work too well when the low spot is right in front of the toilet and the lack of a squeegee pretty much guarantees a permanent puddle there (thus requiring the kids to take off their socks and roll up their pants every time they have to potty). On the plus side, it was right next to a fabulous little ramen shop with amazing shoyu ramen.
(5) Purchasing a vehicle. We bought a car! A Hyundai Santa Fe. Our own little contribution to the smog. It has heated seats and 3D GPS with sexy lady voice repeatedly telling us in Korean to pay attention to her advice.
(6) Finding a taekwondo dojang with adult MMA classes. It’s so close, I could watch Aaron from our apartment, if not for their fancy window signs. Instructor paired him up with a high school boy studying for the English exam, but apparently “strike,” “jab,” and “block” are universally used.
(7) Starting language lessons. My goal is basic conversation to get around town and find what I need at the grocery store. Aaron’s goal is to be able to order food for delivery over the phone (Hello, Mr. Pizza). I was able to use my new tea set for the first time! I was also able to drop and break my new teapot lid for the first time. How do you say, “Where can I buy super glue?”

Marry Christmas and Happy New Year!